User blog:LewaMataToaOfMischief/Impossible Quiz

Okay. I just had an idea. There is a game called the Impossible Quiz and I've completed them all. (Warning, it has intense swearing and your head will explode with the questions in it.) Any way, this is my impossible quiz with no swearing but some of the questions are hard and yes, it will be stupid.

200 questions, 8 chapters, 25 questions per chapter. Let's go! Oh and also, you can skip a question. You only have 3 skips. And some questions won't allow you to skip. You also have five lives.

Chapter 1: The Start of Stupidity (Question swill be continued in 30 minutes.)

Question 1: Can a Match Box?
A. No but a tin can.

B. I don't know.

C. Possibly.

D. Matchstick

Question 2: Pottasium (Hint: The word is hidden with the other fruits.)
A. Gooseberry

B. Nectarine (Only one a allowed!)

C. Apple (Only allowed to borrow one letter!)

D. Damson

Question 3: What is the best ever thing from sliced bread. (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. I don't know... again.

B. Is it?

C. Umm... pie?

D. Toilet!

Question 4: .sdrawkcab noitseuq siht rewsnA
A. Fine

B. k.O

C. !ti enod ev'I

D. You speak-ith babble-ith!

Question 5: It'th thimple! Click the answer Moth!
A. Moth

B. Butterfly

C. Moss

D. Speech Impediment!

Question 6: Do the opposite! Don't click the words small, yellow, happy sun! (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Big, gray, sad moon

B. Small, yellow, happy sun

C. Big, red, sad sun.

D. Small, yellow, happy moon

Question 7: The following question needs you to typecast (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. ?

B. Typecasting... lalalalala!

C. I'm typing cast!

D. Can I use a skip? (No you can't!)

Question 8 What's missing from this question?
A. A question mark

B. Nothing.

C. A colon

D. 20 years of constipation

Question 9: Name the capital of Turkey. (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Ankara

B. T

C. Capital what?

D. Chicken

Question 10: Who is Dr. Suess' father?
A. Dr. Zeus

B. Some guy

C. I don't know... again... for the third time.

D. The year 43849385843

Question 11: Two men walk into a bar...
A. And order some drinks.

B. I thought one of them would've ducked.

C. And had a hangover.

D. And the bartender kicks them out for killing a guy by throwing a dart at his head.

Question 12: Anti-social-behaviour. Spell it. (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. A-N-T-I-S-O-C-I-A-L-B-E-H-A-V-I-O-U-R. Is that it?

B. I-T. Is that it?

C. dwkireijraw. Is that it?

D. I give up. Is that it?

Question 13: What is a cat's favourite day?
A. Saturday with a C

B. Tuesday

C. Monday

D. Tuesday. (You already said that!) Then Wednesday!

Question 14: Elephants don't like mice! So do something about it!
A. Kills cursor

B. Exterminates mice with Daleks

C. Tell elephants they're freaks.

D. Watch them wage war.

Question 15: Press one wrong question mark and you lose a life? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. ? (1)

B. ? (2)

C. ? (3)

D. ? (4)

Question 16: Which smell lingers about for fart too long?
A. Feet

B. Cheese

C. Vomit

D. Kohrak-Kal's poo crystals

Question 17: What is a sick eagle also known as?
A. Illegal

B. Sick as a parrot

C. Ridiculous

D. Bird Flu

Question 18: Using the force really means...? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Using Telekinesis

B. Farting and creating

C. Star Wars

D. Idioticness

Question 19: This quiz is full of one thing.
A. Idioticness

B. Weirdness

C. Coolness

D. Umm... pretty much I don't know.. again... for the third time... I mean fourth.

Question 20: We need you're ID.
A. Intellegince and Dumbness?

B. Important and Data?

C. Idiot and Dumbo?

D. Ah! I don't know!

Question 2.1: 21 divided by 10 equals what? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. 2

B. 76

C. 123

D. Maths

Question 22: Deliver
A. Deliver what?

B. My precious liver!

C. I hate liver!

D. The pizza's cold.

Question 23: Windy weather today...
A. Because God just farted.

B. Tornado!!!

C. It should have been rain!

D. I hate news!

Question 24: What does 300 remind you of? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. SHOOP DA WHOOP!!! I'M FIRIN' MA LAZER!!!

B. Greece

C. This is Sparta!!!

D. Diarohhea and two wasteful hours.

Question 25 (The last question for Chapter 1!): What is a femur called?
A. A female lemur

B. Bone

C. Caterpillar

D. What?

Question 26: (Y)
A. Thumbs Up

B. Grass

C. Smiley Face

D. Sheep

Question 27: What sound does a bell make? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Ding!

B. Boom!

C. F'taang!

D. Sckabawabahackatikymooku120'000fartfort!

Question 28: How do you proceed in a Impossible Quiz?
A. Carefully

B. Crazilly!

C. Stupidly!

D. Awsomely!

Question 29: How many letters in this sentence?
A. 28

B. 27

C. 8

D. 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Question 30: Why is the sand so wet? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Seaweed

B. It's in the sea?

C. I don't know!

D. Iweed

Question 31: Which is the correct spelling?
A. Anser

B. Awnser

C. Ansew

D. Rewsna

Question 32: Click the creator of the impossible quiz.
A. Splapp-Me-Do

B. LewaMataToaOfMischief

C. Pickles!

D. Toasty!

Question 33: (Sorry! No Skipping!) (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. 11

B. Fart

C. Pottasium

D. www.constipation..com.jfidshfusdehjiz

Question 34: Daleks
A. Infiltrate your base with skips! SKIPS!

B. A.

C. Exterminate your lives! (This kills you.)

D. Out of order

Question 35: Choose the answer.
A. Out of order.

B. Out of order

C. Out of order

D. Out of order

Question 36: Burger King! (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Burger King!!!

B. Bioshock

C. But King!

D. BAD KING!!!!!!

Question 37: .no kcab ti nruT ?esrevinu eht ffo denrut uoy rebmemeR
A. 2102

B. 5728

C. Lightswitch

D. ?sdrawkcaB

Question 38: Complete this sentence 2. Running around...
A. Decapitation!

B. Like a headless chicken.

C. Weirdly.

D. And around.

Question 39: 67 times 42 add 100 subtract 539 divide 85 equals what? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. 75.447886

B. 48.382900

C. 12.345678

D. 27.941176

Question 40: Gazelle
A. Adidas

B. Animal

C. You're an elephant

D. GIGA FART!

Question 41: The two guys that walked into a bar weren't to sure if they were a toilet or not and saw a Pole.
A. And walked into it.

B. And thought it was a person.

C. And told him to say Hello in Pole-ish.

D. I don't have a damn clue!!

Question 42: Why is D the most avoided letter? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Because 789.

B. It's stupid!

C. WAWAWAWA!!!

D. Choose me!

Question 43: Shop will be closing in 2 minutes.
A. Finally! I'm eaten!

B. Ahh!!!

C. Again fart

D. Burp!

Question 44: So you've made it this far. You have been taking perilous questions that made you commit suicide. "MATORO1!" Anyway, digestive system.
A. McVities!

B. Liver!

C. PS3!

D. YOU FACE FART!

Question 45: Buzz! Buzz! Electric Shock! (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. BioShock 2! Out now!

B. Wires

C. My face!

D. Vibrating chair.

Question 46: {d}
A. Opposite of 26

B. Omega

C. Chrinkyjsfrjdb

D. Is C. now crazy?!

Question 47: Choc.
A. You eat it? I thought to wrote with it!

B. Write!

C. Pineapple!

D. Eat and write!

Question 48: How do you feel about this quiz? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. :)

B. :D

C. >:(

D. :(

Question 49: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
A. Why are you laughing?

B. What's the matter?

C. Stop it!

D. Fart

qUESTION 50: oPPS
A. Idiot

B. Idiot

C. Forgot something?

D. DEUHUFE

Question 51: Look Out! Count Dracula! (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Oh!

B. Erm... one?

C. Bats

D. You suck!

Question 52: Do the opposite 3. Click Pineapple!
A. Elppaenip

B. Bannana

C. Cherry (Hey! C. AND C.!)

D. Pineapple

Question 53: Calculalatoriosisnationackopatawatacoleeporpindindkuty. Spell it.
A. I can't spell

B. Calculator. Is that it?

C. Fart

D. I-T. Is that it (I believe that is how you spell it.)

Question 54: [Ciatition Needed] (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Do I care?

B. I don't have ciatition.

C. Computer Shutdown

D. Malfunction

Question 55: Nitrous Oxide
A. Hahaha!

B. What?

C. You mean nutritious oxide?

D. I don't understand

Question 56: What does PSP stand for?
A. Personal Super Person

B. Pefrect Super Pinky

C. PSP

D. Pineapple's Super Perfection

Question 57: Whatever you do, don't press F11! (Sorry! No Sipping!)
A. It's probably a good idea to not listen to him.

B. Ahh!

C. Why?

D. Hmm...

Question 58: Tab......................................let.
A. My pills!

B. Okay? Why open a new tab.

C. Let what?

D. Something's fishy. Smells like cod.

Question 59: Where can you find the meaning of life?
A. The Bible

B. The Dictionary

C. The PSM3 Comics

D. The Bionicle Wikia

Question 60: And what is the meaning of life? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. 42

B. A toilet pan

C. This quiz

D. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Question 61: Another true question with the right answer. Who discovered America?
A. Christopher Colombus

B. Leif Erikson

C. You

D. D itself. (Yay!)

Question 62: We put the "funk" in mal "funk" tion!
A. And what's so funky about malfunction?

B. Disco time!

C. Wasn't it God?

D. Really?

Question 63: What am I doing just know? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Playing Christmas Sigworminator

B. On Bionicle Wikia

C. Doing ths quiz.

D. Typing

Question 64: Making it this far will let you on a secret... you suck at this game.
A. How dare you!

B. Yes!

C. >:C

D. Grr!!!

Question 65: Ten questions left till Chapter 4! The two guys that walked into a bar and thought that they were a toilet that saw a pole and walked into it went home and jumped off a building.
A. Really?

B. Finally!

C. A tragedy.

D. Why?!

Question 66: Haved you eaten your skips? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Yes. Prawn Cocktailed

B. No. I used them for this damn evil question.

C. Maybe. I might have had them in Cheese.

D. I couldn't. Skips are arrows.

Question 67: How much could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?
A. 100

B. Eleven

C. 2

D. 0

Question 68: The critics believe that this quiz was created by a psycho.
A. And I used my force to stun them.

B. What?!

C. Really?

D. And he was lcked in a mental asylum.

Question 69: Timber! (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. !rebmiT

B. Tree!

C. Timber..............land!

D. Ahh!

Question 70: N2O
A. Nitro!

B. Gas!

C. Language!

D. Corrosive!

Question 71: Which is the correct spelling? 2
A. Medval

B. Medieval

C. Medievil

D. Mdel

Question 72: Complete the sentence 3. As fit as a... (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Fiddle

B. Violin

C. Athelete

D. Fat Guy

Question 73: Which impossible quiz question number was Charge Ur Lazer in?
A. 59.

B. 58

C. 57

D. 56

Question 74: What is the name of the Impossible Quiz cat?
A. Sedgewick

B. Chris

C. Bannana

D. Corporal Fart

Question 75: Just again, who was the damn creator of the Impossible Quiz? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. LewaMataToaOfMischief

B. Splapp-Me-Do

C. Some guy

D. D itself. (Yay!)

Question 76: What is this?


A. Fusestopper from The Impossible Quiz

B. Lazy Idiot

C. Buzz

D. Your face

Question 77: If you knew what that was, what is this little thing?


A. Can Can

B. Santa Claus

C. A tin wearing Santa's hat

D. American

Question 78: H20 (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Urine

B. Water

C. Pineapples

D. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Question 79: Constipation. Spell it.
A. Eat a lot of food.

B. C-O-N-S-T-I-P-A-T-I-O-N. Is that it?

C. I-T. Is that it?

D. Diarohhea is his brother.

Question 80: Everything, by everyone.
A. Poo

B. Farts

C. Games

D. Newgrounds

Question 81: The code is lost. What is it? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. 1 5 17 23 45 900000000

B. 7 394 388439 8438493829 843928438290489320 483928490382904832 7843789473827537529438574372584325743

C. Toasty

D. 402 9489 3-4-3-1-4 18748492 34789784372 5754389657435843865

Question 82: Who is this?


A. Garfield

B. Chris

C. Me!

D. Corporal Fart

Question 83: 575757575757757575757575775757575. How many double sevens were in there?
A. 2

B. 70

C. 0

D. 20

Question 84: The answer is really big. (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Infinity

B. An elephant

C. ANSWER

D. Really big

Question 85: How many times does it take to realise, that before you came onto this Chapter, the two weirdos were dead by now?
A. Um... 20 times

B. Once

C. Never

D. Nonce

Question 86: What is the value of pi?
A. Apple

B. 3.14

C. Greece

D. Number

Question 87: What was the question number of the second maze question? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. 56

B. 11

C. 42

D. 39

Question 88: What is turnip?
A. A vegetable

B. Turnip

C. A word

D. Something you eat

Question 89: Which of these has a tail?
A. Comet

B. Manx Cat

C. Meteorite

D. Lemur

Question 90: What are graphix? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Something on a game

B. Graphs fixing

C. You spelt graphics wrong.

D. I agree

Question 91: I agree to let Antroz corrupt your computer.
A. NO!

B. YES!

C. PIE!

D. 42!

Question 92: Who would win in a match?
A. A tin

B. A book

C. Your feet

D. D itself (I'm involved in everything!)

Question 93: (Sorry! Skipping Allowed!) (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Finally!

B. What?

C. What you say there Willice!

D. ???

Question 94: Can you STILL!!! remember?
A. Blue, red, blue, yellow

B. Green, Purple, Toilet, Kohrak-Kal's poo crystals

C. Turnip, Impossible Quiz, Fart, = 42

D. Naranja, Gris, Negro, Marron

Question 95: What was the last question?
A. Use your skips!

B. Spider Monkey poo!

C. Bannana!

D. Dennis the Square Tomato Search!

Question 96: As I am writing this question, I feel constipated. (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Good for you!

B. I'm so sorry!

C. Eww!

D. Why would I want to know that?

Question 97: The answer is uninsureable.
A. Really?

B. What?

C. I don't speak loser-ish.

D. Uninsureable

Question 98: This quiz is hard. Right?
A. Yes

B. No

C. It could be.

D. Maybe

Question 99: For the third time, who is the creator of the IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ!!! (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. LewaMataToaOfMischief

B. Splapp-Me-Do

C. Some guy

D. D itself. (Woohoo!)

Question 100!: Here is a code: 3=%)&"*!£^ And the coding is below: Find the answer.
A - >

B - !

C - %

D - "

E - &

F - <

G -.

H - ,

I - 3

J - 7

K - ?

L - /

M - \

N - |

O - ^

P - £

Q - {

R - }

S - [

T - :

U - =

V - )

W - (

X - #

Y - ~

Z - *

A. Thanks!

B. What?

C. Italian is stupidio

D. ???

Congratulations... but.. it's not over yet! There are still 100 more questions to go! And guess what! No Skipping on any of the 100 questions left! HAHAHAHAHA!

Question 101: What is this?
A. A quiz?

B. A four letter word?

C. Question 101?

D. The colour white?

Question 102: Attack of the Gahotneys
A. Pinecakes

B. Cloud apples

C. Episode 49

D. Fat Fart Guy

qUESTION 103: oPPS
A. Was it this one?

B. Could be this one!

C. Perhaps that one?

D. Maybe this one!

Question 104: X-BOX 360
A. Ex-Friend 360

B. Expanded Bannana on X-Ray

C. XBOX

D. Extra Big Orange Xylophone

Question 105: Where can you find the meaning of life?
A. This one perhaps?

B. That one definitely!

C. Maybe this one!

D. Or this one?

Question 106: Click what's missing from this question.
A. A colon

B. The question number.

C. A question mark.

D. Nothing.

Question 107: What does USB stand for?
A. Universal Serial Bus from the Impossible Quiz.

B. Ultimate Sub-Standard Bone

C. USB Cable

D. Universal Substitute Base

Question 108: What is this quiz about?
A. Me losing.

B. Impossibility

C. Smartness

D. Craziness

Question 109: What is graphite?
A. Graphite

B. Graph's fight

C. The opposite of Graphix

D. A mis-spelled word

Question 110: What am I doing just know?
A. Listening to the Intro Musci of the Impossible Quiz Book.

B. Writing this question.

C. Feeling constipated.

D. Sleeping. ZZZzzz

Question 111: Which is the correct spelling? 3
A. U.B.Funkys

B. U.B.Funkeys

C. U.B.Funkies

D. U.B.Funkey

Question 112: If you haven't noticed, I farted.
A. Oh very delightful!

B. I don't smell it.

C. Really?

D. Ew!

Question 113: Type The Alphabet... backwards!
A. Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A. Is that it?

B. T-E-B-A-H-P-L-A E-H-T. Is that it?

C. I don't know how to.

D. I can't spell.

Question 114: Broadband...
A. Broad Shoulders

B. Broad Drums

C. Broad Sword

D. Broad Guitar

Question 115: How many questions did the first Impossible Quiz have?
A. 110

B. 100

C. 200

D. 30

Question 116: In order to fart, you need an answer from a previous question. What is the answer?
A. N20

B. H20

C. Constipation

D. Beans

Question 117: Avatar
A. We all have one.

B. Blue poo.

C. It sucks!

D. I have one.

Question 118: What is the meaning of life?
A. 42

B. You have a life

C. To live

D. God

Question 119: In the Impossible Quiz, how do you defuse a Frank bomb?
A. Use a fusestopper.

B. Fart on the bomb and hope the fuse stops.

C. Type horse, peanut and chihuahua.

D. Don't do anything.

Question 120: Boat that can't drink milk.
A. Fat guy fart

B. Pineapple ride

C. Cloud legs

D. Toilet pans

Question 121: Wow! You sure are stupid to participate in this quiz!
A. How dare you!

B. Really?

C. Ut o

D. Damnit! DAMNIT!! DAMNIT!!!

Question 122: 122 plus 122 plus 122 plus 122 equals what?
A. 444444444

B. Maths

C. Nothing

D. 488

Question 123: 456789
A. Why did you do that?

B. ???

C. I don't understand

D. Haha!

Question 124: If you make it to the final question of this quiz, how would you feel?
A. >:c I lost all my lives!

B. :D I did it!

C. :C I got nothing.

D. :o I just won.

Question 125: That's not right!
A. I no!

B. What's not right?

C. Yes! 1+2 does not equal 5!

D. No! 1+2 does equal 5!