User blog:Toa 95/Questions to me

Here, you make up completely stupid questions and answers, and I try to answer them to the best of my ability (or not).

Rules
So, other than that, go crazy (literally)!
 * 1) No cursing. Please. It's just immature.
 * 2) Don't get mad because I get a question wrong.
 * 3) You may ask as many questions as you like, but not all at one time.
 * 4) No more than three questions per comment.
 * 5) Please remember that this is for completely random questions, not discussions.
 * 6) Sometimes I might answere logically, others I might answer retardedly, so don't expect all stupid answers.