User blog:LewaMataToaOfMischief/Impossible Quiz

Okay. I just had an idea. There is a game called the Impossible Quiz and I've completed them all. (Warning, it has intense swearing and your head will explode with the questions in it.) Any way, this is my impossible quiz with no swearing but some of the questions are hard and yes, it will be stupid.

200 questions, 8 chapters, 25 questions per chapter. Let's go! Oh and also, you can skip a question. You only have 3 skips. And some questions won't allow you to skip. You also have five lives.

Chapter 1: The Start of Stupidity (Question swill be continued in 30 minutes.)

Question 1: Can a Match Box?
A. No but a tin can.

B. I don't know.

C. Possibly.

D. Matchstick

Question 2: Pottasium (Hint: The word is hidden with the other fruits.)
A. Gooseberry

B. Nectarine (Only one a allowed!)

C. Apple (Only allowed to borrow one letter!)

D. Damson

Question 3: What is the best ever thing from sliced bread. (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. I don't know... again.

B. Is it?

C. Umm... pie?

D. Toilet!

Question 4: .sdrawkcab noitseuq siht rewsnA
A. Fine

B. k.O

C. !ti enod ev'I

D. You speak-ith babble-ith!

Question 5: It'th thimple! Click the answer Moth!
A. Moth

B. Butterfly

C. Moss

D. Speech Impediment!

Question 6: Do the opposite! Don't click the words small, yellow, happy sun! (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Big, gray, sad moon

B. Small, yellow, happy sun

C. Big, red, sad sun.

D. Small, yellow, happy moon

Question 7: The following question needs you to typecast (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. ?

B. Typecasting... lalalalala!

C. I'm typing cast!

D. Can I use a skip? (No you can't!)

Question 8 What's missing from this question?
A. A question mark

B. Nothing.

C. A colon

D. 20 years of constipation

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A. Ankara

B. T

C. Capital what?

D. Chicken

Question 10: Who is Dr. Suess' father?
A. Dr. Zeus

B. Some guy

C. I don't know... again... for the third time.

D. The year 43849385843

Question 11: Two men walk into a bar...
A. And order some drinks.

B. I thought one of them would've ducked.

C. And had a hangover.

D. And the bartender kicks them out for killing a guy by throwing a dart at his head.

Question 12: Anti-social-behaviour. Spell it. (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. A-N-T-I-S-O-C-I-A-L-B-E-H-A-V-I-O-U-R. Is that it?

B. I-T. Is that it?

C. dwkireijraw. Is that it?

D. I give up. Is that it?

Question 13: What is a cat's favourite day?
A. Saturday with a C

B. Tuesday

C. Monday

D. Tuesday. (You already said that!) Then Wednesday!

Question 14: Elephants don't like mice! So do something about it!
A. Kills cursor

B. Exterminates mice with Daleks

C. Tell elephants they're freaks.

D. Watch them wage war.

Question 15: Press one wrong question mark and you lose a life? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. ? (1)

B. ? (2)

C. ? (3)

D. ? (4)

Question 16: Which smell lingers about for fart too long?
A. Feet

B. Cheese

C. Vomit

D. Kohrak-Kal's poo crystals

Question 17: What is a sick eagle also known as?
A. Illegal

B. Sick as a parrot

C. Ridiculous

D. Bird Flu

Question 18: Using the force really means...? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. Using Telekinesis

B. Farting and creating

C. Star Wars

D. Idioticness

Question 19: This quiz is full of one thing.
A. Idioticness

B. Weirdness

C. Coolness

D. Umm... pretty much I don't know.. again... for the third time... I mean fourth.

Question 20: We need you're ID.
A. Intellegince and Dumbness?

B. Important and Data?

C. Idiot and Dumbo?

D. Ah! I don't know!

Question 2.1: 21 divided by 10 equals what? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. 2

B. 76

C. 123

D. Maths

Question 22: Deliver
A. Deliver what?

B. My precious liver!

C. I hate liver!

D. The pizza's cold.

Question 23: Windy weather today...
A. Because God just farted.

B. Tornado!!!

C. It should have been rain!

D. I hate news!

Question 24: What does 300 remind you of? (Sorry! No Skipping!)
A. SHOOP DA WHOOP!!! I'M FIRIN' MA LAZER!!!

B. Greece

C. This is Sparta!!!

D. Diarohhea and two wasteful hours.

Question 25 (The last question for Chapter 1!): What is a femur called?
A. A female lemur

B. Bone

C. Caterpillar

D. What?