User blog:LewaMataToaOfMischief/Bohrok-Kal Chronicles 1: Rise of the Kal

Prologue (Chapter 1: The Awakening)
Through a mysterious path to an Alternate Universe on the island of Mata Nui, in Makuta's lair, six cocoons hung from the ceiling. The six cocoons started to hatch. They dropped from the ceiling. Arms came out and stayed in a position. Then, two legs came out and the feet touched the side of the head. The feet slammed down on the ground and the figures stood up. "We are the Bohrok-Kal!" They shouted. The red Bohrok-Kal was Tahnok-Kal, the Bohrok-Kal of Electricity. The blue one was Gahlok-Kal, the Bohrok-Kal of Magnetism. Then came Lehvak-Kal, the Bohrok-Kal of Vacuum. Pahrak-Kal, the brown Bohrok-Kal, was the fourth Bohrok-Kal. He was the Bohrok-Kal of Plasma. Nuhvok-Kal was the black Bohrok-Kal of Gravity. Get in the wrong way of him and you'd face the real strength of Gravity. And the last Bohrok-Kal was the white Bohrok-Kal, Kohrak-Kal, the Bohrok-Kal of Sonics. " Ah! Finally awakened after so long! Too bad I can't remember anything." Tahnok-Kal said. "What! I'm the only one here that doesn't have amnesia?" Gahlok-Kal shouted. "I don't." Pahrak-Kal replied. "Neither do I." Nuhvok-Kal said. "I think I do." Lehvak-Kal said. "I do too." Kohrak-Kal said. "Good. Beacuse if you all had amnesia-!" "Quiet! We gotta get out of here while shutting up at the same time! Sheesh!" Kohrak-Kal yelled. They walked around Makuta's Lair to try and escape. "Wonder if there's a key somewhere." Pahrak-Kal suggested. "Oh you gotta be kidding me! A key, for this place?!" Kohrak-Kal replied. He was trying not to laugh. "What's the matter Kohrak? Got ants in your pants?" "How could I have ants in my pants? I'm not wearing anything! I'm a Bohrok-Kal! It's a creature! 2+2 is 4 not 134!" "Umm? What the heck was that about? You just cut to something that has nothing to do with the Bohrok-Kal." "Shut up and lets get out of here!"

Chapter 2: Old Enemies And The Escape
At the shore of Ta-Wahi, Krekka and Nidhiki rose from the sand. "Nidhiki, this not Kini Nui!" Krekka told Nidhiki. "I know! But we have to come here so anyone that tries to kill us, we can start at an easy point! And speak properly you oaf!" Nidhiki replied. "But we gotta get to Kini Nui first!" "Just follow me! Stupid!" Back at Makuta's Lair, the Bohrok-Kal have found a way out of the lair. They dug a hole in the ground and crawled out of the lair. "Ah! Damn it! Some of the dirt got in my eye!" Lehvak-Kal complained. "Just shut up and lets get out!" Kohrak-Kal replied aggressively. "Hey! I see some light! We're nearly there!" Pahrak-Kal told all the others. Tahnok-Kal, who was at the front, dug up the last bit to free him and his companions. "Yes! We made it!" Gahlok-Kal said. All six got out of the hole. Nuhvok-Kal, how was last to get out of the hole, got a pile of dirt and trew it down the hole. He shook his hands. "There we are! All sorted. Now let's find that traitor!" Back at Ta-Wahi, Krekka and Nidhiki walked to Ta-Koro to terrorize the village and the Matoran that lived there. "Hahaha! Prepare Ta-Koro! Prepare to be buried by the very lava that sustained you!" Nidhiki said. "You gonna die die!" Krekka said. "Uhh! He has the brawn of a weightlifter but the brain of a baby!" They walked over to Ta-Koro and Krekka fired a Kanoka Launcher. One wall of Ta-Koro fell and Nidhiki and Krekka saw some Matoran. "Krekka! Head to the right! I'll go to the left!" Nidhiki told Krekka. Krekka walked to the West. Nidhiki walked to the East. Krekka scared 10 Matoran. Agni, a Ta-Matoran, grabbed a Bamboo Disk and threw it at Krekka. Krekka destroyed it.

Chapter 3: Ta-Koro
The Bohrok-Kal walked to Le-Wahi. Along the way, Tahnok-Kal notice smoke coming from Ta-Koro. "Ta-Koro's being invaded!" He told them. "Let's go check it out!" Kohrak-Kal replied. The Bohrok-Kal headed through the forest to reach Ta-Wahi. Nuhvok-Kal used his Gravity Shields to lift up the trees. "Yes! Now we can get there quicker!" Lehvak-Kal said. Meanwhile at Ta-Koro, Krekka and Nidhiki captured some Matoran and threw them into the lava. "Ah!" Some Ta-Matoran screamed. They somehow floated up above the lava. Nuhvok-Kal, who was with the other Bohrok-Kal, used his Gravity Shields to keep the Ta-Matoran from getting killed. "Grr! You stupid Bohrok-Kal! You shall pay for this!" Nidhiki hissed. Nuhvok-Kal got the Ta-Matoran up out from their near-death. He laid them outside Ta-Koro. "Go! Run!" Gahlok-Kal told them. The Bohrok-Kal jumped across the lava and on to safe land. "Right! That's it!" Nidhiki said aggressively. He picked up a heavy boulder, the size of all six Bohrok-Kal put together. He threw the rock at them. Nuhvok-Kal used the shields once again (Jeez! 3 times!) and threw it back at Nidhiki. Krekka got Nidhiki, jumped across the lava and fired 30 Kanoka Disks at the same time, destorying Ta-Koro and killing hundreds of Matoran. "No!" Tahnok-Kal shouted. Krekka ran away into Le-Wahi. "Why! Why did this have to happen! Why!" Tahnok-Kal shouted. He fell to his knees and slammed his hands on the ground.

Chapter 4: Agni, Kopeke and Kongu, the Three Matoran of Hope
The Bohrok-Kal headed to Ga-Wahi. (Oh and by the way, Tahnok-Kal calmed down and whacked Nuhvok-Kal in the face just because Tahnok-Kal was watching little kiddies show and Nuhvok-Kal turned the TV off. Probably because he is one!) On the way, the Bohrok-Kal bumped into Agni. "Agni?" Lehvak-Kal asked. "Weird-looking insectiods?" Agni asked. "Hey!" "I'm just kidding!" "What are you doing here?" "I'm heading to Ko-Wahi to find Kopeke. Can you help?" Lehvak-Kal looked at the others. "We might as well." He replied. "Thanks." Agni replied. The group headed to Ko-Wahi. "Brr! Cold here!" Gahlok-Kal said. "Well duh! Were in Ko-Wahi!" Lehvak-Kal replied. "We're nearly reached Ko-Koro!" Agni told them. They eventually reached there. Kopeke walked over to them. "Hey Agni and the Bohrok-Kal! What are you doing here?" Kopeke asked. "We were looking for you. We need to get Kongu." Agni replied. "Okay. Let's go!" The group arrived at Le-Koro. Lewa Mata jumped down from a tree. "What are you doing here, Agni, Kopeke and the Bohrok-Kal?" He asked. "We're here to find Kongu. Have you seen him?" Agni asked. "Yes. He's at 283 Tree-Speak St." The group headed to 283 Tree-Speak St. They knocked on the door. "Kongu? Are you in there?" Kopeke asked. "Yes. Just a second." He replied. Kongu unlocked the door. "Hey Agni, Kopeke and the Bohrok-Kal! What are you doing here?" "We need you to help the Bohrok-Kal." Agni told him. "Okay. Sure."

Chapter 5: Teridax
Back at Makuta's Lair, Makuta Teridax came out of the shadows. "So, the Bohrok-Kal have escaped have they? Well they shall pay the ultimate sacrifice!" Teridax plotted. In Po-Wahi, Agni, Kongu, Kopeke and the Bohrok-Kal were flying some Nui-Kopen. "Do these thigns sting?" Tahnok-Kal asked Kopeke. "Well they used to when I controlled them!" Teridax butted in. Tahnok-Kal turned around. "Oh. Hey Teridax! What's up!" Teridax grabbed his Staff of Shadows. "AHH! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE WHILE WE CAN!" They flew the Nui-Kopen in to Po-Koro. Hewkii, who was down below, was looking for some Nui-Jaga. He looked up. Teridax tried to hit Kohrak-Kal with the Staff, but it hit Hewkii instead. "Ow!" He said. The others flew on. Two crystals fell from the sky and landed on Agni, and Kopeke. They transfomed into Toa. "Whoa! How the-? You transformed!" Kongu said. "We shall be called, the Toa something!" Agni announced. "Why not the Inika?" Kopeke asked. "Fine! We'll choose that!" Agni jumped up in the air and created a fireball and threw it at Teridax. (Oh by the way, this is not a Japanese Manga!) Teridax dodged and escaped into the far distance. The Nui-Kopen landed. Hewkii walked over. "If you see Teridax, knock him out, then kill him." He told them.

Chapter 6: Onu-Wahi, is like Hawaii true!
The group headed to Onu-Wahi. "Ah! I usually say my own motto for Onu-Wahi. Onu-Wahi, is just like Hawaii!" Nuhvok-Kal said. "That's a piece of garbage!" Kohrak-Kal said. "How do you know? You haven't owned a house that costs 1000000 gears (Gears are the money in this world), a solid gold chair that has a toilet so I can poo and watch TV at the same time and a motorcycle that can-!" "Say Nuhvok-Kal's stupid! Tell me this. In the toilet chair, where does the poo go? What does the motorcycle look like and what does the house look like?" "Um? I don't know." "See!" They walked into Onu-Koro. Everyone wasn't amazed that Onu-Koro was filled with a giant toilet. "You were right on one thing. There is a toilet... and I'm glad. I've been holding this in for the time I've been awakened." Kohrak-Kal said. He walked up to the toilet. "Here it comes!" He said. He farted out somethign really strange. "What the heck?" Tahnok-Kal said. Crystals came out of his behind. One fell and landed on Taipu.He was the 3rd Matoran to be tranformed. "Whoa! How the heck did that happen?" He asked himself. "Um... that was me. I pooed crystals and let one go at the same time." Kohrak-Kal told him. Taipu nearly vomited. "I have one thing to say. Why LewaMataToaOfMischief did you have to make this Chapter the most vile one?" Gahlok-Kal said. Taipu walked over. Kohrak-Kal did aswell. "Why did we come here?" Kohrak-Kal asked. "To find me?" Taipu asked.