User blog:Kopeke6991/The Impossible Quiz

This time it isn't stupid. OK. So, this is a quiz containing random questions that may be hard to understand at first but you will get them eventually. There is 200 questions. If you at any point get stuck (this is very unlikely to happen) then you can use a power up. They are hidden in questions. There are 3 types of power ups.

Tridax Bombs: These bombs let you skip questions whenever yuo find it hard. Beware though, some questions won't let you skip.

Hewkii's Laser Axe: Hewkii Inika's Laser Axe's blows up an answer that might be wrong. It fires at random answers, it might even fire at the answers and ruin your chance of winning.

Cordak Blaster: The Cordak Blaster works only once. It protects your lives so whenever you get an answer wrong, the Cordak will deflect the Life-Taker.

Here we go! And remember... think outside the box!

Q1) What is a tree?
A. A large plant.

B. A Monster threatened by lumberjacks.

C. A cheesecake

D. All of the above.

Q2) How do you pronouce Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
A. You tell me.

B. Lemme check the dictionary.

C. :L No idea.

D. Lemme wikipedia that.

Q3) Search!
A. Bing

B. Ask Jeeves

C. Google

D. Yahoo

Q4) Can you find Chuck Norris by using the I'm Feeling Lucky Feature? (No Skipping)
A. Yes

B. No

C. Maybe

D. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you can't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Q5) !sdrawkcab noitseuq siht rewsnA
A. ..... Come again?

B. oN

C. System Malfunction

D. Silleh goose!

Q6) Need a dispenser here! (Bomb Question!)
A. For bombs?

B. Scouts, the most annoying species in TF2.

C. OK!

D. Insert coin.

Q7) Wht s wrng wth ths qstn?
?) Thr r n vwls

B) dnt knw

C) Ths s vry wrd qstn

D) BCDFGHJKLMNPQRSTVWXYZ

Q8) How many bites can you fit in a byte?
A) 1 million

B) Depends on how wide your mouth is.

C) No idea.

D) 001100010010011111100100010011

Q9) Lost
A) Follow the road down the left.

B) 4 8 15 16 23 42

C) So am I

D) The program?

Q10) Why did the chicken cross the road?
A) To get to the other side

B) Because the fat man at McDonalds wanted a chicken burger.

C) Because Po-Matoran like to eat.

D) Because Heavyweapons guy is HUNGRY!!!

Q11) WhAt Do YoU cAlL tHiS tYpE oF wRiTiNg?
A) Stupid

B) Camel Humps

C) A Wild ZIGZAGOON appeared!

D) Click here for a free iPod!

Q12) What is the periodic table symbol for methane?
A) fffffffarrrrrrrtt.

B) Mh

C) There isn't a symbol for methane.

D) ... Lemme Google that and see...