Matoro

Mah Tomato was the Toe Iicker and later Toe Marry of Ice :O, originating as a Kow-Motor-ran from Meter jewwie. He was one of the few beings who could touch the Iguanna without being cursed <--(Cough, get AIDS, Cough!).

Meter jewwie
Mah Tomato began his life on Meter jewwie, where he ran a 'Ran' shop called Mah Tomato's Ran that sold so many huge dilidos for pets. Through this job, he became familiar with the language of Ran.

Shortly before the Not So Great Cataclysm, Mah Tomato and every other Mah Tomati (Plural) of Meter jewwie were bitchingly begged to the Coliseum by Turnip Dummey, who was actually Dick Faec in disguise. He was forced into a Mah Tomato Sphere by the Van and forced into a coma, his memory was erased by an eraser off a pencil and his penis shrunk into a weaker form.

The Toe Meter eventually rescued all of the Aunt Jamama syrup, but no hospital patients, fuck them. and smuggled them from the black people to an island above Meter jewwie that they named Math is mother fuckin' HARD!... a-Nui after the now-sleeping Great Spirit which just so happened to be sleeping right now then. The Toe then sacrificed their nipples to awaken the Meters-A-Nigger-Ran, becoming Turnip in the process.

Math is mother fuckin' HARD!... A-Nui
&nbsp During the one thousand years that the Meters-A-Nigger-Ran of Meter Jewwie spent on Math is mother fuckin' HARD!... A-Nui before the coming of the Toe Math, Turnip Ninja refused to speak the Meters-A-Nigger-Ran language cause he wuz rascist! And instead used the language of bird Ran that Santa Claus had taught him during his time as a Toe whore. From his experience as a Ran trader before, Mah Tomato quickly picked up Ninja's language and became his personal bitch.

He later became the first Matoran Koopa met on Math-Fuck`it... A-Nui.

It is unknown if Kow-Toro was invaded during the Block War.

He learned many secrets, but was under oath to keep them from his pimps. He became very good at keeping secrets, but he also hunted in the harsh Kow-Wookie terrain. On one such hunt, he and Taco, the Chronicles of Lyle of Math- not even gonna do it!.. A-Nui, were ambushed by a Muakakaka, makaka.... Too hell with it! SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!! They were only saved by Toe Math Koopa.

Mah Tomato later became a member of the Ko-Koro Kolhii, or "KKK" for short along with Koopa Lord Bowser. Their team never made it to the championship, have been bitch slapped early on in the competition.

Meter Jewwie and Void, FUCK DAT SHIT Nui
After Taco defeated Taquito, freeing the way back to Meter Jewwie, the tales of Meter Jewwie were revealed (although Mah Tomato had already overheard some of it during the Turnip's councels) and the Meters-A-Nigger-Ran returned to their home.

As they began to destroy the destroyed rebuilt city (What?), the Toe Math, now Toe Native, had left on a mission to.... Not even gonna say it! to recover the Iguanna to save MathFuckin' hard bitch shit fuck Nui, who they had recently discovered to be dying, like a dumbass!. Mah Tomato was the only Meters-A-Nigger-Ran-ian who knew about this, and when his friend, "Halla☻"(Full name being, Halla Girlfriend!), came to ask him fer' his hand in marrage, he had to refuse to divulge the information. To find out if he was gay or nawt

However, Halla! was able to ask Taquito, who accompanied Halla! to confront the Turnip. Halla! set the Meters-A-Nigger-Ran of Meter Jew on a strike after the Turnip refused to say where the Toe Native had gone. He gathered five other Meter-A-Nigger-Ran, including Mah Tomato, and they left the newly destroyed rebuilt city trying to find Vaginal Nui. there I said it... Guided by Taquito.

In their journey, they discovered a tunnel that engulfed all light. In the tunnel, Mah Tomato felt a hand touch his dong so he yelled "Stranger Danger!" and grabbed it in which then he put it into a convieniently placed meat grinder, and then was disturbed to discover that Taquito and the other five Meter-A-Nigerian-Ran were already out of the tunnel and waiting for him. As Kongo would later find out, it was a manifestation of the Mask of Life's nipples, testing Mah Tomato to decide if he was worthy to be its destined bitch.

Eventually, the group arrived at the gates of Kawck, where Taquito had to turn back due to a strange barrier that blocked the way, which some call the "US/Mexican Border". Beings with the nipples of Light. The Meters-A-Nigger-Ran continued in alone, where they had their masks replaced and were set to work by the insane Kawckgobbler.

Hantai, the current Chronicler of Lyle, was stopped by Kawckgobbler and forced to tell him stories about navy men, none of which he believed. Mah-Tomato, Halla, Kongo, Nappa, Ryu, StormTrooper #3 and Hewi-Where dafuq did it come from?! discovered that Kawckgobbler, in legends known as a place where bad hoes were sent, was in actuality a place where damaged Meters-A-Nigger-Ran came to be repaired. However, Kawckgobbler had done a horrible job, given the ruined Meter-A-Nigger-Ran weapons, and sent them to the Mainland in the hopes of never seeing them again.

They then met up with a Mater-a-nigerian-runs who had forgotten his name and was quite possibly insane. He was an Average-Joe-Meters-A-Nigger-Ran, though he was disguised, and he was among the (Fuck it) who built the Toe Canisters. He led them to six Toe canisters, only for them to... I give up! Then he was an hero to us all. In conclusion,

He sucked a lot of dick.